i just drove
to Florida and back
from Atlanta.
i stood on the beach for about 15 minutes,
and got back in my car.
many gallons of gas and packs of cigarettes later,
i found myself back in my bed.
needless to say, today was a little ridiculous.

move to Colorado.
Yeah.
That sounds good.

"Out of all my girls, you are my favorite."
Guys, please don't ever, ever say that to a girl.
DO MEN HAVE NO TACT?



well, off to go get trashed at a gay bar where none of the penises in the room will give me a second look, unless it's to critique my outfit.

i really need to wash clothes.
i'm dropping out of college.
i should shower.
i crawled around the woods today.



there's your random list of fun facts for the day!

it's getting bad when you're waking up crying.